"Employees at Sears, 341 Three Rivers Drive, Kelso, told Kelso police that a man wheeled his bicycle into the department store’s bathroom Tuesday and spray-painted it white, leaving paint on the floor, according to a police report. The man then stole three pairs of pants before leaving. He left behind his backpack, which contained burglary tools, firecrackers and hygiene items, police said."
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From the Longview (WA) Daily News Police Blotter: July 7.
Man, I cannot get enough of this stuff.
